whoa there buddy do you need a tissue
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
this website scares me
this website inspires me
two types of people